Some Traditions Are Dumb

No one read a single Christmas book once during Advent or Christmas. Well, I may have looked at one or two when I switch them out with the other books no one ever reads.
Some Days, Only a Red Tie Will Do

This is one of those days. Please ignore all of those chins. Or pick one you particularly like and disregard the others.
I’m not on my usual seat on the bus, but I snuck a peak under the seat across from me and there was a wadded-up napkin. I knew you’d want to know.
Today’s Tie: Politician Red
I’ve started dressing up for work. As soon as I figure out why I’m doing this I’ll let you know. Figuring out why is on me, but maybe you can help me figure out why I randomly pick the ties I wear each day.
This is your invitation to analyze me based on the tie I wear. I don’t have a lot of ties, so there will be repeats. Maybe I’ll start taking requests after you get familiar with my collection!
On Saint Patrick’s Day

I sat on the bench as I waited for the last bus that would take me home after work, when the man sitting next to me caught my eye. He wore layers of clothing, a brown corduroy coat, a green knit cap covered with a hood (I swear the cap was green), and a scarf. I suspected he slept in those clothes and that he would need them to ward off the cold of the night, regardless of the warm temperatures of the day.
“Will you celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day with a drink?” he asked.
“I’m not much of a drinker,” I replied. I suspected this was an opening line that soon would be followed with a request for money, although, when I think about it, it wasn’t your typical panhandler’s approach. Usually the reason given for the request is so the person can buy food.
The request for money never came. Instead, the man started telling me how he had come to Nashville a year ago today. There’s no need to share the details of his story because it’s his story to tell. However, I began to pay closer attention to his appearance as he spoke. He had a long, unkept, salt and pepper beard, heavy on the salt. His nose was button-like, but it looked like it may have been broken at one time and had not healed completely straight. His eyes were set close together and, well, they twinkled as he spoke. Not to far into his story, the idea came to my mind that I was talking to a leprechaun.
Once I thought about it, I couldn’t get it out of my head, and I found myself smiling more and more.
I had my camera in my backpack and I said to him, “If the idea of this makes you uncomfortable at all, please tell me. But I have a blog, and I’d like to write about meeting you. Would you mind if took your picture?”
The man (he told me his name, but I’m keeping that to myself as well, since it’s his name to share) knew what a blog was and he didn’t object to the idea of my writing about our encounter. However, he asked, “Why do you need a picture to go with what you write?”
“Pictures make the blog more interesting, I think.”
“I’d rather not,” he said. “I’m not paranoid, but I do try to be aware of my security.”
I’m glad he answer as he did. I think it’s best for you to imagine the way he looked. Also, a photograph might distract you from what happened next.
“Where do you work?” he asked. I told him, and he said. “I’ve heard of that. That’s where they have the sign that says, ‘No Solicitation.’”
I don’t remember having seen such a sign, but I took his word for it. “There’s a really neat chapel there,” I said, “with a wood carving replica of Leonardo da Vinci’s Last Supper. If you’d like to see it, go by the main entrance and tell them Doug sent you. I feel sure they won’t turn you away, and they will give you a tour.”
“That does sound interesting,” he said. “da Vinci is the one who said, ‘Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master.’”
“I had not heard that,” I said with a smile.
The man went on to talk about da Vinci and at some point started talking about the Apostle Paul, and eventually about Jesus. I listened, fascinated. The he said, “Jesus said his followers would do even greater things than he would do. What do you think about that? How is that possible? He was the Son of God.”
When did this random encounter become a theological discussion? The threads of the conversation started to weave together in my head. “You realized you just preached a sermon, don’t you? Before, you were quoting da Vinci when he talked about pupils surpassing their masters, and now you are quoting scripture where Jesus says pretty much the very same thing.”
His mouth broke into a wide grin. Did the man realize that’s what he had done? At the time, I was convinced he did not. Now, as I write, I’m not so sure.
I saw my bus coming from down the street. I stood, held out my hand, and said, “[Name], it was a pleasure to meet you.”
“What’s the name of your blog?” he asked.
He took out a notepad from his inner coat pocket and turned to the middle of the pages where there an empty space. He retrieved a pen from the same pocket, handed them both to me, and I wrote the name of my blog along with its email address.
With a wink and a nod (I’m making that part up), he turned to go as I stepped onto the bus.
What You Gonna Do When the Time Go Up?
It was a way of talking about daylight savings time that I’d never heard before. Not long after I sat down on the bus one afternoon last week, I realized I was sitting in the middle of a conversation. A woman was talking to a man she knew about how her grandson often woke her up from her morning sleep. She said, “Don’t know what I’m gonna do when the time go up.” Have you ever heard that expression?
Even though I hadn’t heard that phrase before, I knew exactly what the woman meant. In an economy of words, she had said, “When the time changes on Sunday and we move our clocks forward an hour, the fact that my grandson wakes me up so early is going to be even more of a problem.” I think she had the affects of the time change backwards. However, in an instant, in the time it took for words to be spoken, at the speed of sound, I learned a new phrase that perfectly described what happens when daylight savings time kicks in.
Daylight savings time disrupts my life. It messes with my routine, and every year I have to spend way more time than I want to admit trying to anticipate what will happen. Will it be lighter, or darker when I wake up? Will the cats wake me up wanting to be fed or be surprised because they think I’m feeding them early? “When the time go up” I get confused.
I love this time of year, so that isn’t the issue. I enjoy the longer days, and even though springing forward makes them even longer, we would have more sunlight in the evenings anyway. I look forward to the warmer weather. I love the new green of the world.
When I woke up this morning, my first thought was, “No way! It can’t be time to get up.” My second thought was, “Whose stupid idea was it to mess with the time?” An image of congress popped into my mind. I woke up angry at congressmen.
There’s nothing to do about it though, is there? My only consolation is to remember that the time will go down in the Fall.
The Thief of Joy
I most definitely did not wake up this morning feeling like P. Diddy. Given that I am neither a 42 year-old African-American rapper/producer nor a mind-boggling successful singer/songwriter (Ke$ha), I guess that’s okay. Frankly, it would be weird to wake up feeling like anybody other than me, although I would enjoy a Freaky Friday experience with either Sean Combs or Kesha Rose Sebert at least once.
It’s been a sleepy day for me. I haven’t moved from the bed except to refill my coffee cup and to eat leftover Mexican food from last night’s dinner. The rain that precipitated a flood advisory has come and gone sans flood, and now the only sound I hear comes from a snoring dog. There are four animals in the room with me, two cats and two dogs. All four are dead to the world. It’s hard to believe this is pretty much what they do all day long, day after day.
I wonder if my day is any different, really.
Of course, the laziness of today is a rarity. If you’re a Little Saint, you know I usually get up pretty early and head to work because you have seen me on Commute Cam. (Yes, the reality of Commute Cam isn’t even debated, as compared to, say, the moon landing or the existence of vampires.) But even though I’m awake every weekday, most days working my butt off (unlike my dogs and cats), I sometimes feel like I’m sleeping through life.
I’d like to answer with an emphatic, “No.” Who wants to admit that they sleep through life? However, given that I asked the question, I have to admit that sometimes I do.
In the About for this blog, I wrote, “icanhasgrace is my attempt to share my passions.” I believe therein lies the key to living life to the fullest. One must know what one is passionate about and touch upon those passions daily if one wants to avoid sleeping through it. I’ve been blogging now for almost two years. Even so, I am hard pressed to put into words what I am passionate about.
P. Diddy and Ke$ha aren’t the only people who have figured out that, in order to be successful, you have to be passionate about what you do. I follow several lesser-known people in the blogsphere and the ones I admire the most are written by people who blog about their passions. They also, from what I can tell, have huge followings. I’m talking in the thousands.
The most hits I have had on icanhasgrace was 306 views on December 5, 2009. I think somebody fell asleep on their keyboard and his or her head kept hitting refresh to make that happen.
There are reasons why icanhasgrace hasn’t taken off:
- I’m just not doing a very good job at blogging my passions (I’ve already admitted this is an issue as I’m not entirely sure what I am passionate about.)
- I’m too lazy about publicizing the blog. (I have automated feeds set up for Facebook and Twitter so that whenever I post anything new it alerts my friends and followers. I tag all my posts so search engines can find them. But I don’t wear the t-shirt Mom made that says “icanhasgrace.com” on the front, I haven’t made up business cards, and I don’t encourage my Little Saints to spread the word about the hilarity that is Commute Cam, the weekly glimpse into the beauty of God’s creation that is Sunday’s Shot of Grace, or the in-depth investigative commentary of posts like “Jesus Said, “Love Your Neighbor.’ How ‘Bout We Stop Right There.”
- Just when I buckle down, focus, and get on a roll, adding posts at least once, sometimes twice a day, I slow down, get side-tracked, or start reading a book or watching tv. That’s when the blog fills up with moths and crickets.
There is a fourth point to make. It’s a point that “keep[s it] honest” as Anderson Cooper would say. That point is, let the blog be what it is. I could let the idea, the dream, that one day a blog post, or a shot of grace, or a Commute Cam will virally propel me into a life of fame and fortune be my purge of the week. I may get along much better if I write, take pictures, and record part of my drive to work only because I enjoy doing it.
“Comparison is the thief of joy” after all.




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