We’ve inherited a mirror and put it in our bedroom. Queue the spooky music soundtrack.
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Tag Archives: Humor
Office Christmas Party
The Tic
It started sometime yesterday in my left upper lip. We’ll call it my sneer muscle. It’s firing of its own accord, an involuntary twitch that pulls on my lip and my nose. To look at me, I don’t think you’d see it when it happens.
What’s going on here? Is it stress? Caffeine? Nicotine (from vaping)? Testosterone levels? Pinched nerve? Google it. Oh God, whatever you do, don’t Google it.
Like I said: nobody’s going to notice it.
Five Demerits on My Butch Card
Remember how I’d been complaining about a noise my car was making in the morning? I opened the hood to see if I could find something amiss, and this is exactly what I saw. I changed the oil on Saturday and didn’t remove the funnel or replace the oil cap. Both were melted quite a bit. A quick trip to Auto Zone for a replacement cap and I’m good to go.
Morning Commute Cam #285: First Day to Work, 2014
Morning Commute Cam #284: When Ants Have a Colonoscopy
Morning Commute Cam #281: The Fog of Death
