There’s So Much Wrong with This Picture

There’s so much wrong with this picture:

1. It’s November 14th and I’m mowing the lawn. (It should be way too cold to mow by now.)
2. It looks like I’m about to mow down a bush.
3. I have two teenage boys and one teenage girl but I’m mowing the lawn.
4. I’m mowing the lawn on November 14th and it’s warm enough to take my shirt off.
5. I’m mowing the lawn with my shirt off and I’m an old man.
6. I called Frank to take a picture of me mowing with my shirt off.
7. Frank came and took the picture.
8. I posted it to my blog.